i had a black eye and i told everyone a horse had kicked me.
cause what happened was, i was lying on the couch laptopping and i picked up the laptop with one hand for some reason and it fell on my head.
when i did stupid shit like that in NC i used to blame it on a sailing accident but here in SF the water is so flipping cold it would just lead to a lot of annoying questions. Nobody sailed in NC either hardly but here people would probably quickly cop to the fact that I haven't been sailing in 20 years.
oh the black eye happened when i was riding regularly so that at least made some sense. next time i trip over an imaginary snake I'll have to blame it on a homeless guy or something.
Have a Good Afternoon
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It the final episode of our Truman Quadrilogy (“Good Morning…and if I don’t
see you later: Good Afternoon, Good Evening and Good Night!) and we’re in a
mid...
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